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Doctor's Definition Admin (info@mednepal.com) General Practitioners know nothing and do little.
Surgeons know little and do everything.
Internists knows everything and do nothing.
Pathologists know everything only after it's usually too late.
Proctologist is the rare profession in which the doctor starts out at the bottom and stays there.
Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.
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A doctor is complaining to a mech Admin (info@mednepal.com) A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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